“The Devil Doesn’t Wear Prada, I’m Clearly In A Fucking White Tee.” – Goblin By Tyler, The Creator Album Review

Whenever a new album comes out, you listen to it. You jam to it, you let it sink it, and you leave it behind when you finally hit stop. From the time you hit play to when you walk away from the music, that album means whatever you want it to mean. You project your emotions, your stories onto it. Goblin is not that album. Goblin is that rare album that comes along barely where you don’t listen to it, you experience it. It refuses to be left behind when you hit stop and latches onto your brain like a parasitic worm. It’s not a blank slate for you to apply your own meaning, your own experiences onto. It has a clear cut story, a singular meaning. Goblin isn’t a throw-away album you play because it’s catchy. Goblin is an experience you never leave.
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“My Presence Is A Present, Kiss My Ass.” – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy By Kanye West Album Review

Rap is dying. Let’s just face it. People are too caught up in shitty mainstream rap music to see good artists, like Atmosphere, Saul Williams, and (even though he is more well known…) Lupe Fiasco. When I heard Kanye West was going back to rapping on his new album, at the time called Good Ass Job, I was waiting for something that was only entertaining because it was drowning in its own ego, like most West albums. I listened to West every now and then, but I never thought he was anything more than a decently good rapper from the shitstream of popular rap. Though, when I started hearing the rave reviews of his new album, now titled My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, I will admit, it struck me as surprising. I mean, even Pitchfork gave him a 10/10 and they only give scores like that to The Cure! Being the curious man I am, I got the album and started listening to it. What hit me was one of the biggest surprises I have ever had while listening to a rap album. I mean, in a year where mostly nothing but shit came out, the one album that is coming from the biggest douche-bag in music (right next to Axl Rose and Metallica) today is the one you would expect to be the worst, right? Well, I nominate this album for “Biggest Shock of 2010″, because My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy ended up being one of the greatest albums I have heard all year.

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The Sonoio Album Is Out!

Remember our post about Sonoio, Alessandro Cortini’s new project? Well, the album is now out! GO GET IT!

“Try The Ketchup, Motherfucker!” – A Thousand Suns By Linkin Park Album Review

Cooooooooool. You see, this would be the point where I say “LINKIN PARK IS BACK!” but this isn’t Linkin Park. And for the first time, I feel that’s for the best. Let’s admit it: Minutes To Midnight was an attempt to distance themselves from a sound, not an attempt to make a great record. It was okay, but it was overall throwaway. Mike, Chester, Joe, Phoenix, Brad and Rob are still trying to distance themselves from the dead (or what should be dead) genre of nu-metal after becoming the pinnacle of it, but it looks like this time they are trying to do something more than just run away from the past. But the almighty question(s) is this: Is this better than what they have done before? Has Linkin Park finally proved they can make music that has the same energy, emotion and awesomeness as Hybrid Theory and Meteora? Have they finally been able to make themselves a band instead of just a snapshot of the music industry in the early 2000′s? When am I going to stop asking questions and start answering them? Right about now, actually.
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How Do Our Reviews Work? – A Guide To Understanding Our Judgment.

Here at Pwnagepickle.com, we run a simple yet easily misunderstood system here. People use 10 out of 10, 50 out of 50, even 100 out of 100. If that wasn’t confusing enough, what about the decimals? Ugh, so confusing. But we don’t play that game. We use a simple 5 out of 5 system. If you don’t understand, let me ‘splain some shit to you.

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Sonoio: Alessandro Cortini’s Kickass New Project.

Alessandro Cortini, most widely known as being the touring keyboardist for Nine Inch Nails for four years and also known for being half of the duo named modwheelmood, has gone solo. Which is oddly close to saying the name of his new project, Sonoio, which is Italian for “it’s me”. So, it’s all one big statement of the seclusion involved. But with this seclusion and this control, as much as he was kickass in NIN and MWM, Cortini really shines.

Cortini released 4 songs from his upcoming, self-titled album on his website for free, plus a bunch of pre-order packages. They are as little as the $8 digital album and pre-order exclusive demo/outtake EP, to the mega $200 “Geek Bundle”, including a homemade synthesizer made so you can mess around with the Sonoio sounds, a limited art print of the album cover signed by Cortini, a CD signed and numbered by Cortini, the digital album, the pre-order exclusive EP, and a pre-order exclusive t-shirt. Between those two, you have 7 different packages with different combinations of all of the offerings. If you don’t think that is choices, you need to read a dictionary.

But, of course, the main point of all this is the music. Even more so, is it worth spending $200 on? The answer to that is simple: yes. Just yes.

The four tracks released by Cortini on the website for free, “Just Me”, “Suck Up Everything”, “Not Worth Remembering” and “Silence”, are nothing short of addictive. All the songs on the album are made using only one synthesizer, Cortini’s voice, and some very few and scattered extras, so they all feel connected by sound. Some of the songs feel like electro-pop music you may hear on the radio in Europe, while others are ambient tracks with calm build-ups. All the songs are full of melody and get stuck in your head abnormally fast. You’ll be finding yourself snapping and singing along to the song randomly many hours after hearing the songs because they are just that catchy. Not catchy in a bad way though, like pop-radio. It’s catchy because it’s written well and it has that feel of accessibility without being something you’ve heard a hundred times before.

Plus, Mr. Cortini is an extremely nice guy, and I don’t know about you, but when a talented musician is nice, it makes me want to buy his music even more.

There isn’t much to report on this project as the album hasn’t even come out yet, but I am recommending this to anyone. At least download the 4 songs on his website for free, because you’ll be happy you did.

“How Come Nobody’s Tried To Be A Superhero?” – Kick-Ass (The Movie) Review

After months and months of hype, build-up, and impatient waiting, the movie adaptation of the comic “Kick-Ass”, a story about a normal, everyday teen who becomes a “superhero”, has finally come out. Directed by Matthew Vaughn and staring Aaron Johnson (who’s surprisingly British because he had me fooled he was American) as Dave Lizewski aka Kick-Ass, this is anything but your traditional superhero movie. But the question is, is it good? Now now, my friends, you just have to click below to see.

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Filed Under “Took Us Long Enough”: The Fragile (Complete) Is Now Up For Download!

That’s right folks! This little bitch of a boxset, which we have been trying to get online for months, is finally up! Download it here! Click after the break to be reminded of what’s in this bad boy.

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Windows Phone 7 Series- Microsoft is in it to win it.

Windows Phone 7 Series. It’s a mouthful, but it’s something I’d expect from Microsoft.  Today, Microsoft announces it’s most ambitious, and revolutionary project. It’s getting introduced now, at the MWC in Barcelona (here) and it seems as if Microsoft is at the top of the line of the mobile game.

The new OS scraps all the crap from previous OS’s, and old Windows Mobile apps are not compatible with WP7S.  They started from a blank slate, every thing is brand NEW. With a sexy and completely redesigned interface, it comes with Zune and X-Box LIVE integration, and cloud based Office 2010. It resembles the Zune HD interface, but that’s better than *gasp* Windows Mobile 6.5.

Microsoft also has everything locked down, in a good way. Before, Microsoft gave phone makers a software kit, and the phone makers did whatever. Now, Microsoft is dictating everything. They’re going to be picky on who makes WP7S phones, and all phones must have a capacitive screen, a “Bing” button, a FM radio, etc. This promises robust and competitive phones. All skins for OS’s, such as HTC SENSE, are banned, and the phone makers really only decide the shape and the optional keyboard.

Carrier partnerships are far and wide, including AT&T, Deutsche Telekom AG, Orange, SFR, Sprint, Telecom Italia, Telefónica, Telstra, T-Mobile USA, Verizon Wireless and Vodafone, while hardware partners include Dell, Garmin-Asus, HTC, HP, LG, Samsung, Sony Ericsson, Toshiba and Qualcomm. We’re told that we likely won’t get to see any third-party devices at MWC, though Microsoft is showing off dev units of unknown origin.

For more info check out this links:

Gizmodo

Engadget

Album Review – The Betrayed by Lostprophets

It’s been a long time guys. The rock/rap/nu-metal/pop/whatever (and UK!) band Lostprophets are back after a few years and a disappointing album. James Oliver, the band’s live keyboardist, stated that this new album, titled The Betrayed, had “the bite that Start Something (their second album, it was the heaviest of the three) had, with the song-ability of Liberation Transmission (their third album, which was very poppy and disappointing) but personality of Thefakesoundofprogress (their first album, which was an odd mix of metal, rock, and nu-metal… which turned out amazing).” Any Lostprophets fan would be excited as all hell for this album then! That just described awesomeness! Hell, I actually had hope that they would be able to redeem themselves. Now, notice how earlier I said that they are back. I really… REALLY wanted to say “and better than ever” but that, sadly, is just not the case.

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