Pwnage Pickle

Okay, so as you have heard, Metallica’s new album, Death Magnetic, has been released. Everyone is freaking out saying “It’s old, good Metallica!” But I don’t know, I’m not that much into Metallica. BUT, I am now pissed at them. They released torrents of their new album on the internet. Now, with them being 100% against downloading, the 6th track has a virus, but not just any virus, this virus won’t mess up your computer, it will mess up your life. What it does is when the 6th track in imported into a music library, the virus scans all the other songs in that library and sends all the information to Sony BMG, allowing them to have evidence and be able to charge you with stealing. So, by all means, DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT. Oh, and Metallica… WTF?