RIP Billy.
Sad week, innit it? Ed, Farrah, MJ, and Billy. Dear ol’ Billy. The same Billy who tried to sell me OxiClean, and OrangeGlo. Maybe some Kaboom, while I’m at it. The one who never learned to speak quietly, yet no one was annoyed by his voice. It was so… Assuring. He was confirmed dead this morning, unresponsive. Coincidentally, he was on a plan yesterday that blew out tires when they landed. Odd, because he didn’t die there, he died when he got home…
Vince, beating hookers is kinda creepy, but this has gone too far.
On behalf of America Billy, I salute you. You were why I use OxiClean.

