I like saying my opinion no matter what other people say, so here you go!
Zack’s Top 10 Predictions for 2010:
#10: Sequel to “smash-hit” 2012, “2012: Oh Look, The World DIDN’T Actually End!”, begins filming.
#9. Justin Bieber will finally reveal that he is gay and that all his love songs were about the times his daddy raped him.
#8. Aliens will finally make contact with humans in the form of a message: “Dear Earth: Your depictions of us are completely wrong. I mean, little green men? Really? But you did get one thing right… we COULD actually destroy your planet whenever we want to. We are just kind. Love, Aliens.”
#7. School will finally be announced as legal child torture. Nothing will change.
#6. The first brain phone will be made. To accept a call, you have to smack your ear, which results in you hearing in the only ear that the call doesn’t come out of. So, in other words, phones will still suck.
#5. McDonalds finally admits that the Big Mac is make from the flesh of former employees. Sales are unaffected.
#4. Dracula will fucking kill Edward Cullen brutally.
#3. Gerard Way will drop a bombshell by saying he isn’t gay, but that the lead singer of R.E.M. is. Will be proven to be correct.
#2. People will realize that most of the music, movies and books they enjoy are horrible. Nothing will be done.
#1. John Lennon is going to come out of the grave and join forces with Paul McCartney to fight Zombie Michael Jackson for the rights to the The Beatles songs.