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September 28, 2008

Xbox 360 Slim: REAL.

Filed under: tech — Tags: , , , , , , — Zack C. @ 10:38 pm

Yes, all the Microsoft fanboys REJOICE! Microsoft’s rip-off of the slim PS2 has been somewhat confirmed! At a press event, Microsoft India said that the rumored Xbox 360 Slim is REAL and we should expect to get the announcement of it sometime in December, just in time for the holidays! I’m just waiting for Microsoft to deny it, then announce it in December.

September 4, 2008

WTF 1: IE8 = RAM Hog

Filed under: tech — Tags: , , , , , — Zack C. @ 9:52 pm

What the f**k Microsoft? New news report that the IE8 Beta is:

1: Microsoft’s attempt at trying to take some attention off Google’s Chrome and

2: It takes up more RAM then the WHOLE WINDOWS XP OS!

Yes, the new IE8 Beta has been tested and it takes up more ram then the entire operating system of XP. All I have to say is, WTF MICROSOFT? Good thing I got Firefox and Chrome…

August 26, 2008

Rumor: Microsoft = Rip-off Artists.

Filed under: gaming, tech — Tags: , , , , , — Zack C. @ 1:59 am

So, does everyone remember that one old picture that shows that bird on the back of Banjo-Kazooie acting like his controller is a bigger version of a Wii-mote? Well, we have some more gas to fuel the fire.

1st: Everyone heard that in a IGN walkthrough video with Ken Lobb, the Creative Director at Microsoft Game

Umm... thats a 360 remote, it cant tell youre shaking it... YET.

Studios, he said, and I quote: “The primary function that Kazooie has in the game is she carries this wrench and the wrench is used for many different things. One of the things that the wrench is used for is to turn these devices. So you basically grab with the wrench and then you twist the controller around and it’ll move different things in the game.” Yes, he SAID THIS. And it also seemed like he paused for a moment to see if he would get a reaction from the guy from IGN, which happened to be day dreaming about getting home so he could play Rock Band because he didn’t say a WORD about it.

2ed: BUT WE HAVE NEW INFO. On Xbox360fanboy.com, they seemed to get new info from their “inside man” that Microsoft is planning to have a special Xbox 360 bundle that comes with Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts. Yes, it is rumored to have a Xii-Mote. For you who don’t know, that’s a Xbox version of a Wii-mote, only shaped like a regular controller.

We’ll bring you up to date as more news unfolds, and it may seem confirmed, but, for now, it’s still a RUMOR.

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