Compact Movie Review: GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

Yes, the long awaited GI Joe movie has finally come out. With a mix of new faces and well-known ones, it has it’s share of a good cast. It has enough explosions to make Michael Bay blush. It has more puns then a bad b-movie. For our lazy readers, let me sum it up into a few three word phrases: Ripcord and Scarlet. Lots of boom. HOLY CRAP ACTION! And the most important one, WASTE OF TIME.